37 People Confess The Hilarious Reason Why They ‘Noped Out’ In The Middle Of A Sexual Encounter

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1. We take off our clothes and she has a brown doo-doo line in her underwear.

“We take off our clothes and she has a brown doo-doo line in her underwear. I made an excuse saying I forgot I had a meetup with my group about a project I needed to finish for our class.”

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2. His dick looked like ET’s finger.

“He pulled his dick out and it looked like ET’s finger.”

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3. He asked if he could call me his sister’s name while we banged.

“The dude asked if he could call me ‘Heather’ while we banged. Heather is his sister’s name.”

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4. She smelled like the bottom layer of a landfill site.

“Met a girl at the bar. Tiny, gorgeous, and horny for me as any woman I’ve ever known. We get back to my place and not a second is wasted, straight to the bedroom. Clothes off in a matter of seconds, necking, groping, squeezing, all the good stuff. She grabs my crank and goes for it with everything she’s got. Before I broke one open, I stopped her, told her it’s time for me to return the favor. I slide her thong down, she parts her legs and I kiss my way up to the big prize…only to be greeted by what smelled like the bottom layer of a landfill site. I didn’t even politely ask her to have a shower, I just told her I couldn’t ever touch anything that smelled like that. My name was mud with her and her friends after that but it’s never felt so good to beat off as it did after I showed her the door.”

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“You are the only person who gets to decide if you are happy or not—do not put your happiness into the hands of other people. Do not make it contingent on their acceptance of you or their feelings for you. At the end of the day, it doesn’t matter if someone dislikes you or if someone doesn’t want to be with you. All that matters is that you are happy with the person you are becoming. All that matters is that you like yourself, that you are proud of what you are putting out into the world. You are in charge of your joy, of your worth. You get to be your own validation. Please don’t ever forget that.” — Bianca Sparacino

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