22. The Large Hadron Collider damage and shutdown incident was actually due to the production of a micro black hole, which has sunk to the earth’s core and is eating the earth from the inside out.
23. The conspiracy theory that mk ultra is still happening. Mk ultra is pretty much what caused a lot of people to come up with conspiracy theories, because the government really was spiking people’s drinks with lsd and running a bunch of horrible tests involving sensory deprivation. Read up on it if you want, but it’s the stuff of nightmares.