1. DON’T get a fake tan.
“Fake tan. I’d rather see a girl whiter than the milky bar kid than wearing fake tan. It just looks so obvious and it’s usually horribly done. Changing your skin tone to match a bag of Cheetos is the furthest thing from attractive.”
2. DON’T try to look like a Kardashian.
“Trying to look like a Kardashian.”
3. DON’T wear dark lip liner, because it makes your lips look like an anus.
“Dark lip liner. It makes your puckered lips look like an anus.”