10. LOCKER ROOM TALK
Q: “Going through puberty, were you self-conscious about how you looked in the boy’s locker room? Did the other guys make fun of you?”
A: “I was an early developer so I got a bit of shit for having hair and ‘a massive man-dick,’ to quote one lad. It was easily deflected, though… ‘Why are you looking? Like what you see?’ I was self-conscious as hell about it for a while, though.
Funny what you get mocked for as a kid.
Interestingly it was the class bully that stopped them…he bizarrely and with no self-awareness whatsoever decided it was out of order to mock people for things they couldn’t help.
So my penis helped someone become a better person…yeah.”