25. THINKING ABOUT NOTHING
Q: “What the fuck are you thinking about? How the fuck can you think about nothing? I can’t get over this.”
A: “And sometimes we say we’re thinking about nothing, but it’s really just some stupid tangent that doesn’t matter.
So pressing with “No, come on, what is it?” will net you a response along the lines of “I wonder if raccoons float, and if they can make good pets””