Q: “WHERE DO YOUR BALLS GO? DO THEY ACTUALLY GO BACK UP INSIDE IF YOU PUSH? WHERE DO THEY HANG ON THE AVERAGE DAY? HOW DO YOU NOT SIT ON THEM CONSTANTLY? DO THEY SWING AROUND WHILE YOU WALK? HOW ROUGH IS TOO ROUGH FOR THE BALLSACK? DOES IT HURT TO SHAVE IT? DO YOU GET BALLSACK RAZOR BURN? DO YOU GET INGROWN BALLSACK PUBIC HAIR? DO YOU EVER JUST REACH DOWN AND CUP YOUR BALLS FOR FUN? DO YOU MARVEL AT THE FACT THAT YOU HAVE TWO SOFT FLESHY ORBS HANGING FROM YOUR BODY ALL THE TIME? HOW DO YOU PROTECT THEM ON THE DAILY?
A: “Uh sort of.
Right in front of my thighs. You don’t sit on them, they’re farther up front than you think.
Underwear keeps them from swinging.
Pretty much any roughness is too rough. Balls are very very sensitive.
You have to be more careful when shaving but it doesn’t really hurt too bad. Can’t speak for razor burn, never had it.
I really fucking hope ingrown ballsack hair isn’t a thing.
I don’t really cup my balls for fun but it’s pretty common for guys to just leave their hand in their pants when alone and sitting around.
Marvel? I guess.
Underwear and pants do a pretty good protection job and as long as we don’t get hit or bump into things we’re good.”