22. ANGRY BONERS
Q: “Can you get so angry that you pop a boner?”
A: “No, but we can get boners from sad things. Like if a girl I am close to starts crying, I get a boner and feel really guilty. I think it’s just a preprogrammed response for us guys.
It’s not like I actually want to fuck her when she’s crying or sad. Quite the opposite, I just want to comfort and make her feel better and safe,=.”