27 Things Men Totally Envy About Women

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1. THEY ARE PRESUMED INNOCENT

“Innocence bias. Women truly have to be proven guilty, sometimes several times over. And even sometimes, that isn’t enough.”

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2. THEY CAN’T GO BALD

“They can’t go bald.”

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3. THEY HAVE BETTER SEX TOYS

“Women have way better sex toys.”

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4. THEY LIVE LONGER

“Women live longer.”

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5. THEY DON’T GET INCONVENIENT BONERS

“Not having to worry about having a serious conversation while hiding a boner.”

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