1. THEY ARE PRESUMED INNOCENT

“Innocence bias. Women truly have to be proven guilty, sometimes several times over. And even sometimes, that isn’t enough.”

—dc5trbo

2. THEY CAN’T GO BALD

“They can’t go bald.”

—AcclerationGate

3. THEY HAVE BETTER SEX TOYS

“Women have way better sex toys.”

—SoyBombAMA

4. THEY LIVE LONGER

“Women live longer.”

—Viashino_wizard

5. THEY DON’T GET INCONVENIENT BONERS

“Not having to worry about having a serious conversation while hiding a boner.”

—fwimmygoat