
34. “When my girlfriend of one month told me she wanted a threesome, I realized I didn’t have to be so afraid of commitment. For guys who think of relationships as suffocating, dating a woman who likes getting it on with other women is the mother fucking answer. You don’t have to be a relationship-phobe when you know you can order up a spicy side dish whenever you want. I love my girlfriend so fucking much.”
— Kyle, 27