36. She pulled a bottle out of her jacket and smashed it on my head!
“I called this chick I was starting to get serious with a “silly bitch” because she was overacting in a txt message argument at 4 am. Next thing I know she rocks up at the LAN party, walks right inside the building and demand I come outside with her. Went outside an then she pulled a bottle out of her jacket and smashed it on my head!”
37. She ran over me with my car.
“Took my car and ran me over while riding my bike, hit me with her car, tried to stab me, had sex with a guy then came over for oral sex. I’m just a sucker with no self esteem.”