30. She sent me a photo of an AK47 she was playing with one night.
“In the middle of trying to tell her I didn’t want to see her anymore she changed the subject to how she wanted to buy a Glock. The bartender and I caught each other’s eye at that moment and he gave a subtle headshake like “get the fuck out now”
She sent me a photo of an AK47 she was playing with one night. I got a therapist to help me with my fifth breakup attempt because she just kept showing up at my house and I was legit afraid she would shoot me.”