34. There’s no way I could watch horse porn with my mom.
“I went to a classmate’s house to work on a group project that was due. This was in 9th grade. I already thought the kid was strange already. We got on his computer which is located in the living room that has an open view into the kitchen. He asks if I wanna see some cool videos on his computer. This is around the time of Limewire. He then proceeds to play this video of this girl getting nailed by a horse on full volume. Which isn’t weird compared to say pterodactyl porn. But then, his mom walks in. Dude doesn’t even flinch. His mom looks at what we’re watching then asks if I wanted a soda. I’m all for being open with your children about sexuality. But there’s no way I could watch horse porn with my mom.”