42 Things You Should NEVER Do In Bed

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1. Call them by your ex’s name.

“Calling your wife by your ex-wife’s name. Let me tell you that does not end on a happy note.”

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2. Make small talk.

“Small talk. Please don’t ask me what the weather is like right now.”

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3. Say ‘I love you’ for the first time.

“Saying ‘I love you’ for the first time.”

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4. Refer to it as ‘intercourse.’

“Referring to it as intercourse. ‘Ooo yeah! You like it when I have vigorous intercourse with you?’”

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5. Insult their genitals.

“Don’t insult anyone’s genitals during sex. Women don’t need to hear that their unshaved vulva is ugly and men don’t need to hear that their uncut penis is a turnoff.”

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