42 Things You Should NEVER Do In Bed

Found on AskReddit.

1. Call them by your ex’s name.

“Calling your wife by your ex-wife’s name. Let me tell you that does not end on a happy note.”

middleagenotdead


2. Make small talk.

“Small talk. Please don’t ask me what the weather is like right now.”

praisecarcinoma


3. Say ‘I love you’ for the first time.

“Saying ‘I love you’ for the first time.”

SaulKarath


4. Refer to it as ‘intercourse.’

“Referring to it as intercourse. ‘Ooo yeah! You like it when I have vigorous intercourse with you?’”

big_duo6374


5. Insult their genitals.

“Don’t insult anyone’s genitals during sex. Women don’t need to hear that their unshaved vulva is ugly and men don’t need to hear that their uncut penis is a turnoff.”

CinnamonBunBun


Thought Catalog

Thought Catalog is the online destination for culture, a place for content without the clutter. Coverage spans the ...

This Book Is For You 👇

The cover and theme for my newest book was inspired by the concept of kintsugi. All that is dark or cracked within us has the capacity to be fixed, to be filled with light. We are never broken. We are always becoming. 

“Live a life that is driven; not by fear, but by love.” — Bianca Sparacino

Click Here

More From Thought Catalog

Sponsored by Homecoming available now on Amazon Prime Video

The People Bringing You Delicious Dairy

A new Thought Catalog series exploring our connection to each other, our food, and where it comes from.

Meet Alise Sjostrom