11. Russian Dwarf Porn.
“Made a new folder on his desktop called Russian Dwarf Porn and then took a screenshot. Set the screenshot as his desktop background.
For an engineer, it took him a ridiculous amount of time before he realized why he couldn’t delete the folder.”
12. Click Lock.
“On a Windows machine, go into the mouse settings and enable ‘Click Lock.’
This changes a primary button click into a toggle on/off instead of the standard press and release for highlighting and click and drag operations.
It’s infuriating as hell and obscure enough that most people assume the mouse is broken and will request a new one. The new one will do it, too.
Or just microwave some fish.”
13. The door trick.
“Gradually increase the pressure required to open the office door by adjusting the automatic door-closer with a screwdriver so they become accustomed to giving it a mighty shove then one day disconnect the arm altogether.”