39. The paperclip chain.
“When I was working the evening shift, I had this morning shift coworker who was(/is) a shit who regularly screws up work and makes life difficult for the rest of us. Before I left on March 31st I took ALL of the paperclips on this co-worker’s desk and linked them together into one long chain. Then I removed the staples from all the nearby staplers and put his boxes of spares back in the supply room. Super petty shit, but stuff that couldn’t be construed as me wasting or ruining supplies, just making shit inconvenient for him.
He was apparently super pissed about it. Blamed my April Fool’s prank on a different coworker, too, which made it even better.”
40. Very tiny printouts of a coworker’s head.
“Coworker. I have very tiny printouts of just his head. I sneak them all over the office in inconspicuous places. This has been going on for 2 years. He still doesn’t know it’s me.”
41. Demonic voices whispering.
“We have this old crotchety hyper religious nut at my job. Very annoying, sits on her butt all day. I put a remote-control speaker, loaded a 30kb sound file of demonic voices whispering.
When she starts hearing and looking around, I cut it off with the remote. I’ve been doing this shit for years. She keeps adding more bible calendars to ward ‘it’ off. Taking this one to the grave, Cathy, you cunt.”