1. Holy crap

“I’d leave you for the person you used to be.”

2. That’s sad

My ex and I were having a hypothetical conversation about going through “thick-and-thin” situations and how we’d react to it. She asked me if I’d continue to love her if she was confined to a wheelchair for the rest of her life. I told her I thought it would be a huge change, but I could deal with it because it would only be physical. It wouldn’t change her personality.

I asked her the same question, and her reply was “Absolutely not. I have needs.” I thought she was joking at first, but she was dead serious.

Needless to say, I didn’t see her in the same light anymore.

3. Right. In. The. Feels.

Girlfriend of two years broke up with me in 2011 because she wasn’t ready for a serious relationship. Last week she sent me a message on Facebook and said “Even though we didn’t work out, I’m glad you were my first for everything.”

God damn, right in the feels.