Kids Say The CREEPIEST Things: 37 Parents Reveal The Most Disturbing Thing Their Child Ever Said

Kids Say The CREEPIEST Things: 37 Parents Reveal The Most Disturbing Thing Their Child Ever Said
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1. “When you die, can I take your bones and make a sculpture?”

“‘When you die, can I take your bones and make a sculpture?’

My daughter, age 4. No backstory. She just wants to do that.”

Fakezaga


2. “Daddy, some day I’ll be dead, but that’s OK.”

“‘Daddy, some day I’ll be dead, but that’s OK.’

2-yr-old daughter while watching a film.”

ridik_ulass


3. “Mommy, when you die I want to put you in a glass jar so I can keep you and see you forever.”

“5-year-old: ‘Mommy, when you die I want to put you in a glass jar so I can keep you and see you forever.’

To which the 6-year-old responds: ‘That’s stupid. Where are you gonna find a jar that big?’”

pipperfloats


4. “Oh, don’t worry, mamma. I’m not tryin’ to kill you. I’m just trying to kill the baby.”

“When my younger brother found out my mom was pregnant again, he wasn’t too happy. When people would ask ‘Do you want a little brother or little sister?’ his go to answer was always ‘Zero’.

We had company one day, fawning over my mom’s about to pop belly when he comes into the room pointing a nerf gun at her stomach. My mom playfully calls ‘Oh, no! Don’t shoot me!’ His response? ‘Oh, don’t worry, mamma. I’m not tryin’ to kill you. I’m just trying to kill the baby.’”

awwmmmman


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