Kids Say The CREEPIEST Things: 37 Parents Reveal The Most Disturbing Thing Their Child Ever Said

23. “We need to get it out. I’ll go get the knife.”

“My noticeably pregnant sister and I were having a conversation at the dining room table. My 4-year-old son was also present and asked my sister if there was a baby in her belly. She affirmed. He, completely straight faced, slid from his chair and headed for the kitchen saying ‘We need to get it out. I’ll go get the knife. ’ I don’t even know…”

Anonymous


24. “He’s behind you now.”

“‘Go back to sleep, there isn’t anything under your bed.’

‘He’s behind you now.’

Still haven’t gotten over that one and shiver at the memory.”

ToastedCheesee


25. “Children. I’d eat children.”

“When my 2.5-year-old and her friend were hanging out, the topic of T-Rex and other dinos came up. I asked her friend:

‘If you were a T-Rex, what would you do for fun?’

He answered: I’d chase herbivores!

I then asked my daughter this question:

‘If you were a T-Rex, what would you eat?’

She got very serious and looked me right in the eyes and said:

‘Children. I’d eat children.’”

bonkus


26. “I want to go squish those birds and kill them and hang them on our wall.”

“’Mom, can I have your phone to take a picture of the birds in the yard?’

‘Sure.’

‘I want to go squish those birds and kill them and hang them on our wall.’

‘Ethan!’

‘No mom, it’s OK. It’s just for decorating the house.’”

Ethaxi


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