12. “The man with the snake neck.”
“While changing my daughter in front of the open closet door. She kept looking around me and laughing. I asked her what was so funny. She said, ‘the man.’ To which I replied, ‘what man?’ She then pointed at the closet and said, ‘the man with the snake neck.’ I turn around and nothing was there. I’m afraid to look into the history of my house to see if anyone hung themselves in the closet. At least she wasn’t scared.”
13. “Daddy sleep.”
“‘Daddy sleep,’ then pushing my head underwater at the pool.”
14. “Daddy, it’s a monster…we should bury it.”
“My 3-year-old daughter stood next to her newborn brother and looked at him for awhile then turned and looked at me and said, ‘Daddy, it’s a monster…we should bury it.’”
15. “Tell her to be my girlfriend or she’ll never see her parents again.”
“I jokingly asked: ‘What’s the best way to get a girlfriend?’
7-year-old’s response: ‘Tell her to be my girlfriend or she’ll never see her parents again.’”
