1. She didn’t know how to insert a tampon.
“My wife had never used a tampon in her life. We were on vacation in the Caribbean when ‘Aunt Flo’ showed up. I went to the gift shop got a box of tampons for her, and we were off to diner. As we left diner and began to walk here’s our conversation:
Wife: Something isn’t right. This thing feels like it’s going to fall out. Me: what do u mean it’s gonna fall out? Wife: I don’t think it’s in right. Me: WTF do mean it’s not in right? Didn’t up put it in, pull the string & throw the applicator away? Wife: Applicator? What? I took it out of the wrapper and just put it in there. Me: How is it I know how a tampon works and my 44 yr old wife doesn’t?
So we walked towards the sea in the dark and I’ll be damned if her little cotton friend didn’t fall to the sand still in all his plastic encased glory. Needless to say we had a long talk about our changing bodies and read a goodnight story from the back of a Playtex tampon box.”
2. She would burn pasta.
“Cooking….like at all…she would burn pasta…”
3. She didn’t realize you can copy computer files.
“At the time girl had no idea how floppy discs or USB drives worked.
She saved everything in My Documents and opened from there.
She legitimately thought computers were personal -as in files stayed where you made them.
When I stored her essay on a disc and moved it to my computer she thought I was a magician. It was insane.”