1. Called an Uber. Turns out her dad was the driver.
“I woke up and went outside to call an Uber home after hooking up with this girl and going back to her house one night. Turns out her Dad is an Uber driver, and guess who was his first customer of the day?
Hands down the most awkward car ride I have ever experienced.”
2. Her teenaged son came in and said, ‘OMG mom, another one??’
“Went to an older lady’s house one night. Next morning her kid comes in, and he’s at least 16-17. He’s like, ‘omg mom, another one??’”
3. I woke up to her wheelchair-bound husband pointing a gun to my face.
“I woke up to her wheelchair-bound husband pointing a gun to my face. Damn cougars. Had legs lol. But seriously, he just held me at gunpoint, made me get dressed, and made me leave. I GTFO’d there via taxi because she drove me to their house.”