42 Things You Should NEVER Do During Sex

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29. Ask if you can watch porn because you can’t get hard otherwise.

“Do NOT ask if you can watch porn ’cause you cannot get hard during intercourse. That’s gonna fuck up your girlfriend’s ego and you gonna get an earful of it for months. If you can’t do it just don’t do it. Also don’t use viagra unless you’re a porn star or in your 50s.”

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