1. The lactating woman had a boob out and was filling shot glasses for everybody to drink.
“When I was a Marine, I came back to the barracks to find that half of the Machine gunners were drunk as shit partying on the second story with two chicks they picked up in Oceanside (outside base). Anyway, the skankier of the two women had apparently just given birth not too long before because she was lactating. So as I get closer I realize that the lactating woman had a boob out and is filling shot glasses for everybody to drink. I noped out of there.”
2. Two girls lost their weaves while fighting; dude grabs them and starts selling them on the street corner.
“Outside of a bar these two black girls started scrapping and their weaves went FLYING across the street. A black dude went over, grabbed the weaves, and started selling them on the street corner lol.”
3. A five-inch turd comes rolling out of her pant leg.
“Walking down a crowded street in Chicago Loop area. A woman in sweat pants ahead of me starts to duck walk a bit; she straightens up, takes two steps, and a five-inch turd comes rolling out of her pant leg.”
4. A guy bites off a bartender’s finger after the bartender attempts to stop him from getting a blowjob in the bar.
“A girl was giving a guy head in the smoking room of a bar. The bartender on duty finds out and attempts to break up the festivities. The guy who was being pleasured proceeds to bite the bartender’s finger off.
Thankfully, this was really close to a hospital and they managed to reattach his finger.”