14. The dude rips the biggest, loudest, wettest fart and starts laughing while his lady friend attempts to not vomit in his lap.
“Was in a rock club and was caught short. The toilets in that place were legendary for their general filth, so for me to have to use one, you should appreciate how desperate I was.
So I’m sat there, trying not to contract something from the toilet seat when I hear a couple burst into the cubicle next to me, followed by the unmistakable sound of a drunken blowjob.
In a filthy toilet. In the FILTHIEST toilet in all the land.
But just as my life is getting as uncomfortable as it’s ever been, the dude rips the biggest, loudest, wettest fart and starts laughing while his lady friend attempts to not vomit in his lap. A chorus of male laughs and female shrieks of ‘you fucking dirty bastard.’ Ah, young, trashy, filthy love.”
15. She had her 2 or 3-year-old daughter dig through the mini bottles of liquor to find the ones she wants.
“I work in a liquor store and there’s a meth head that comes in with her child. We have a basket of shooters that are all mixed together. She had her 2 or 3-year-old daughter dig through the mini bottles of liquor to find the ones she wants. ‘Find mommy the pink one, now find mommy the green one.’”
16. She refused to extinguish her cigarette outside the maternity ward and went home to deliver her baby on her back porch.
“Knew somebody who decided to have a home birth upon learning she wouldn’t be allowed to smoke in the maternity ward. She literally drove to the hospital, in labor, and of course was stopped outside and told to put her cigarette out. Instead, she drove back home (still in labor, mind you.)
Ended up giving birth to an eight-pound baby on her back porch.”