37 People Share The Trashiest Thing They Ever Saw In Public

11. My favorite quote from the ensuing argument was ‘Your breath smells like your cousin’s pussy.’

“This happened at a friend of a friend’s seventeenth birthday party. Birthday girl’s boyfriend brings his cousin to the party. Everyone gets drunk as you do. Boyfriend disappears and the search is on. Birthday girl eventually finds him fucking his cousin in the bathroom. My favorite quote from the ensuing argument was ‘Your breath smells like your cousin’s pussy.’ Didn’t seem to matter much they’re married now with two kids. I guess drunken incest can’t stand in the way of true love.”

chac86


12. An incredibly obese woman trying to shop in Walmart, but was stopped at the door because her children were naked.

“An incredibly obese woman trying to shop in Walmart, but was stopped at the door because her children were naked.”

RedIcingGuy


13. Inside one of the Port-A-Potties was an Air Force chick riding some guy’s dick like it was the last plane home. In a Port-A-Potty in the 120° Afghan summer.

“In Afghanistan we made a supply run to Kandahar Air Field. We had some spare time before we left to go back to our COP so we went to the Burger King there (yes the Air Force had a Burger King in Afghanistan). On the way there we walked past a row of Port-A-Potties and a strong gust of wind blew open the doors and inside one of the Port-A-Potties was an Air Force chick riding some guy’s dick like it was the last plane home. In a Port-A-Potty in the 120° Afghan summer. How they could fuck in that stench is beyond me, but bravo.”

USAREDLEG


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