8. An obese lady feeding her baby Mountain Dew in a baby bottle in Walmart.
“An obese lady feeding her baby Mountain Dew in a baby bottle in Walmart.”
9. She walks out of the bedroom with the cum of eight guys dripping down her legs.
“At a college party, in an apartment. Seriously hot girl, Daisy Dukes and a halter top, maybe 5ft tall arrives. Walks around drinking, yells, ‘Somebody fuck me!’
One guy chats her up, and after two minutes, she drags him into the bedroom.
20 minute later the guy comes out, grin on his face. Nothing I hadn’t seen before. Then, from the bedroom: ‘Send another dick in!’ Everyone looks at each other, no one moves. (Maybe 15 guys at the party, almost as many girls.)
She walks to the bedroom door, naked. Looks around, points at a guy, says ‘You. Let’s go.’ Guy goes.
She fucks eight guys. Coming to the doorway each time to pick a guy. After a couple guys, she is not even closing the door. Last three or four guys, she is standing there with cum running down her legs. (Early 80s, condoms were not a thing in white-bread college.)
I managed to avoid being picked by hanging in the kitchen, watching through the island/cabinet gap.
She walks out after eight, wearing the shorts and halter, cum all down her legs. Drinks a cup of party punch, leaves.
Find out later she was 16, a townie, and had done it before.”
10. I once watched a drunk girl from my freshman dorm give the 400+ pound guy that worked at Little Caesar’s a lap dance for a free pizza.
“I once watched a drunk girl from my freshman dorm give the 400+ pound guy that worked at Little Caesar’s a lap dance for a free pizza.”