32. Saw a guy slam dope in his car, then crash it…with two kids in his car.
“Was on a smoke break at work and saw a guy slam dope in his car and pass out. Then realized he had two young children in the car trying to wake him up. He ‘woke’ up tried to drive away and hit a car. I was mid-911 call when he hit the other car. Never have I seen someone not care about their own children like that.”
33. A guy’s snorting coke off of a woman’s vagina in a men’s bathroom.
“I work as a doorman (security) in a club in a small town in the U.K, I walked into the men’s toilet and checked a cubicle to find a guy’s snorting coke off of a woman’s vagina who I’m certain could have passed for Gollum’s little sister, she literally pissed herself in surprise dousing the guy in urine and all he did was lick it all up and try to go back to the bar.”
34. My junkie aunt shooting up then going to the living room and hugging her kid.
“My junkie aunt shooting up then going to the living room and hugging her kid, saying she ‘risked everything’ by coming home even though she had warrants just so she could take her little girl to the doctor.”
35. Dozens of underage girls without pants on urinating in the men’s room at a Britney Spears concert.
“I (stupidly) bought my girlfriend, at the time, Britney Spears tickets in Newark with Pussycat Dolls as the opening act. This was maybe 10 years ago..
Anyway she was an awful driver and didn’t have a lot of friends, so she ended up asking me to go with her so I could drive and she’d have someone. Agreed, got there, everything was fine. Luckily brought earplugs and they were selling beer at a couple stands.
Cue bathroom break, mind you I’m one of maybe 10 guys in the building, so conveniently there’s no line outside the bathroom. When I walk in, I witness lines of young girls in every direction; pants on the floor using urinals, peeing in the sinks, just fucking everywhere. They all looked up at me, smirked, and went back to their business.
Noped out and asked a staff member if I could use a back bathroom or something, which they obliged.
I now have the memory of simultaneously watching dozens of underage girls without pants on urinating in the men’s room at a Britney Spears concert for life.”