4. A picture of Jaden Smith on his upper left thigh.
“A picture of Jaden Smith on his upper left thigh.”
5. Kanye West in a thong.
“Some guy wanted Kanye West in a thong. The whole tattoo shop was laughing while I was drawing it on him for hours. I asked him what his inspiration was. He said I don’t know man I’m just a big fan….I choked on my coffee from laughing when he said that. Good times.”
6. A regulation-sized dartboard on his ass with the bullseye as his butthole.
“One day two guys come in and they’re partners. One is quite flamboyant and he requests a regulation-sized dartboard on his ass with the bullseye as his butthole. My friend’s friend to talk him out of it and let him know it will more than likely get infected. Of course he still wants it, and gets it. The bottom of the dartboard couldn’t be finished completely without dude’s nuts getting buzzed on, and I think he was done after 2 hours of line work. We set him up an appointment for 2 weeks out, but he never showed. So now there is a guy walking around out there with 3/4 of dartboard line work around his butthole.”