1. Two words: vagina bats.
“Two words: vagina bats.”
2. Wrangler pockets on both butt cheeks.
“Back when I was an apprentice in Alabama a guy came in wanting Wrangler pockets on both butt cheeks. The guys at the shop didn’t want to do it so they thought it’d be funny to pass it off to me. He ended up getting the tattoo with the Wrangler patch on one side and a ring from a pack of chew on the other. It actually turned out to be one of my better early pieces and it’s still the weirdest tattoo I’ve done.”
3. ‘Bad Ass’ that faded to ‘Sad Ass.’
“5’3”, 105-pound daughter had ‘Bad Ass’ tattooed on the inside of her lip. Part of the B faded, so now her lip says ‘Sad Ass.’”