36. She said she ‘wouldn’t be caught dead’ in my car, so when she crashed hers, I refused to give her a ride.
“I went to a private catholic high school, so you had a lot of spoiled rich kids.
My first car was a 1994 Toyota Four Runner that mom had gotten at a police auction. It was raised, had a pretty good sound system and eventually the Antenna broke off so I stuck a coat hanger in there.
This car was ‘ghetto as fuck’ and all my friends loved it, mostly because I was one of the first people on my class who could drive.
Anyway, my friend’s girlfriend at the time, was spoiled as fuck and she was given a Mercedes Benz S -class as a birthday gift. She constantly talked shit about my car and talked about how much better her Benz was and how she ‘would never be caught dead’ in a Toyota. I just her to enjoy it while she could, because she was going to wreck her car and ‘Daddy’ wasn’t going to buy another one. Fast forward to that fateful day when she did crash her car a few miles away from school. I recognized her car so I stopped to ask if she was OK, she was fine. I told her ‘I would offer you a ride home but YOU WOULDNT BE CAUGHT DEAD in my car, now would you?’
I left her ass there, yeah, I pulled over mostly to rub it in her face. Yeah, I was petty as hell, so sue me, she shouldn’t have been such a bitch.”
37. He never studied and spent all his time making prank phone calls trying to trick people into drinking pee.
“I knew this rich fucker in school. He never studied and spent all his time making prank phone calls trying to trick people into drinking pee. Sure, it was funny once or twice, but this went on for years.”