19. We didn’t choose the size of our dicks.
“We didn’t choose the size of our dicks.”
20. It’s not cool for you to hit us.
“When girls ‘play’ punch it can hurt, when done repeatedly it hurts more. We won’t flinch and we’ll even laugh but in my head I’m like, ‘if you were a dude I swear to god.’”
21. When you say, ‘we don’t want you to fix it,’ what men really hear is ‘I’m only interested in complaining about it.’
“When you say, ‘we don’t want you to fix it,’ what men really hear is ‘I’m only interested in complaining about it.’
Taking the proverbial nail out of your forehead might do the trick, ya know?”
22. We’re not really allowed to explain anything.
“I’m really not allowed to explain anything. That would be ‘man-splaining’ and a no-no.”