1. I say, ‘I’m falling for you.”’ She says, ‘I can’t catch you.’

“I was 14 she was amazing: I say, ‘I’m falling for you.’ She says, ‘I can’t catch you.’”

—MrJNM10f1

2. Had a girl fake suicide once because I asked her out.

“Had a girl fake suicide once because I asked her out. True story.”

—xMoosey

3. He said, ‘You’re pretty…pretty ugly.’

“Kid I was low key crushing on in elementary school said, ‘Hey, Hyde, you’re pretty.’ Followed swiftly by, ‘Pretty ugly.’ Pretended it was hilarious.

Fuck you, Will.”

—ms_hyde_is_back