24 Tattoo Artists Describe The Dumbest Tattoo They Were Ever Asked To Do

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God & Man
Found on AskReddit.

1. Guy came into the shop and asked for a bigger dick to be tattooed on his dick.

“Guy came into the shop and asked for a bigger dick to be tattooed on his dick.”

Clap4boobies


2. ‘Pussy, it’s what’s for dinner’ on her pelvis.

“A woman came in on her 21st birthday and asked the only female artist we had that night to tattoo ‘pussy, it’s what’s for dinner’ on her pelvis. Paid Up front and everything. Obviously she was plastered.”

Xandercruisefd


3. ‘Money makes me squirt’ on her lower back with stacks of dollar bills and squirt emojis.

“This lady came in and wanted ‘Money makes me squirt’ on her lower back with stacks of dollar bills and squirt emojis. I think she was a stripper.”

QualityNothing


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