100 People Name The Person In Their Office They Hate The Most

73. Julie

“Julie, you bitch. she started rumors about me sleeping with another coworker just because she was jealous of our friendship. I hope all that talking behind my back comes back and bites you in the ass one day.”


74. Brian

“Brian. Gets to work about 15 minutes early. Walks into the building on time to clock in. Spends about 10 minutes prepping for his day, then spends about 20 minutes in the bathroom. Later gets annoyed when nobody reminds him that it’s lunchtime. Comes back from lunch and takes another 20-minute dump. Takes another poop break sometime later in the day. In between poop breaks works half-assed and watches subbed anime on his phone, both earphones in, meaning we have to go out of our way to get his attention when we need something. Always see his ass crack when he bends over. Generally smells all day. Fucking weebos.”



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