100 People Name The Person In Their Office They Hate The Most

18. Scott

“Fucking Scott. Name not changed because fuck him. Scott is my weird desk neighbor, so I can never escape him. Scott eats hardboiled eggs at his desk. Scott likes to leave his desk drawers open all the time. Scott leaves the fucking volume turned up on his cell phone and gets texts and calls all day. Scott has a sensitivity to perfume and strong scents (which is fine), and will aggressively confront me if he thinks I’ve used something. Scott is a big fan of using Lysol wipes multiple times a day. Scott lets his desk phone ring three or four times before answering, and will inevitably be an asshole to the unfortunate soul on the other end of the line. Scott alternates between looking up fitness and self-help resources and ammo. Scott also never eats the Friday donuts. Scott is a dick. Don’t be like Scott.”


19. Steve

“Steve, he says he’ll do something, doesn’t do it, and then gets pissed off when you do it, because he was just about to do it.”



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