100 People Name The Person In Their Office They Hate The Most

Illustration by Daniella Urdinlaiz

1. Karlena

“Karlena. Yes, my boss’s name is a feminine version of Karl. She’s a manipulative, OCD, two-faced, backstabbing, victim-complex, guilt-tripping liar. She’s a flaming, anemic cunt. Her cuntiness runs so deep, I can’t tell one specific story without going on and explaining a sequence of events spanning multiple days. I loathe her.”


2. Sebastian

“Sebastian is annoying and yells whenever his wife doesn’t put cheese on his daily tuna melt.”


3. Courtney

“Courtney sucks. She doesn’t do her actual job, just snoops around into other people’s work and tries to correct them, and then tattles to the supervisor. Also, she constantly walks around the office barefoot and doesn’t wear deodorant. Damn hillbilly.”


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