50 Jokes That Are So Awful And Dumb, You’ll Hate Yourself For Laughing

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1.

“My girlfriend is always yelling at me because I get my directions mixed up.
So I packed my bags and right left away!”

Basketcase559


2.

“What do Winnie the Pooh and Alexander the great have in common?
Same middle name!”

Faceripperchimp


3.

“What’s the difference between a bird and a fly? A bird can fly but a fly can’t bird.”

Konval


4.

“1) I know a good knock knock joke but you need to start it
2) ok, knock knock
1) who’s there?”

betterhandleneeded


5.

“What did the buffalo say to his son when he left for college?
Bison.”

tklfillerz


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