50 Jokes That Are So Awful And Dumb, You’ll Hate Yourself For Laughing

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“My girlfriend is always yelling at me because I get my directions mixed up.
So I packed my bags and right left away!”



“What do Winnie the Pooh and Alexander the great have in common?
Same middle name!”



“What’s the difference between a bird and a fly? A bird can fly but a fly can’t bird.”



“1) I know a good knock knock joke but you need to start it
2) ok, knock knock
1) who’s there?”



“What did the buffalo say to his son when he left for college?


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Trace the scars life has left you. It will remind you that at one point, you fought for something. You believed.

“You are the only person who gets to decide if you are happy or not—do not put your happiness into the hands of other people. Do not make it contingent on their acceptance of you or their feelings for you. At the end of the day, it doesn’t matter if someone dislikes you or if someone doesn’t want to be with you. All that matters is that you are happy with the person you are becoming. All that matters is that you like yourself, that you are proud of what you are putting out into the world. You are in charge of your joy, of your worth. You get to be your own validation. Please don’t ever forget that.” — Bianca Sparacino

Excerpted from The Strength In Our Scars by Bianca Sparacino.

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