“My girlfriend is always yelling at me because I get my directions mixed up.
So I packed my bags and right left away!”
“What do Winnie the Pooh and Alexander the great have in common?
Same middle name!”
“What’s the difference between a bird and a fly? A bird can fly but a fly can’t bird.”
“1) I know a good knock knock joke but you need to start it
2) ok, knock knock
1) who’s there?”
“What did the buffalo say to his son when he left for college?