30 Body Issues Women Will Never Have To Deal With (According To 30 Men)

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Found on AskReddit.

1. ‘The Witch’s Kiss.’

“Sitting down in a public restroom and your dick touches any part of the toilet.”

arcadiaware


2. ‘The Bat Wing.’

“Getting your balls stuck to your inner thighs sucks mightily. I call it ‘the bat wing’ and there is no discreet way to get rid of it.”

Grundlestiltskin_


3. Urinary splashback.

“Approximately 20% of urinals seem like they were deliberately designed to splash you with your own piss.”

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4. Testicular poker face.

“The feeling of hitting yourself in the balls and trying to act like nothing happened.”

Kaka-carrot-cake


5. The public scrotal pinch.

“Sitting down to a scrotum pinch when things aren’t arranged correctly. Cuz you can’t yelp in public, and really shouldn’t adjust in public.”

LittleJohnStone


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