1. “I’m Mad, Chase Me”
The “I’m upset and walking away so you better come after me” game which goes directly into the sequel called “I looked back and you weren’t chasing me, why the fuck weren’t you chasing me?!” Game.
2. Taking Things Repeatedly As A Joke
Taking my glasses, I need those to see and they can be fucking expensive. If you do that to me the best case scenario is me irritated and blind, the worst case is broken glasses, and a blind and pissed off me.
3. Pretending Girls Don’t Eat
Not eating your food on a date. Years later I was told it “wasn’t cute” to eat everything. Drove me up a fucking wall.
4. Pretending You’re Dumb
Pretend to be dumb. Make us carry the conversation. Respond slowly so you don’t look too eager. *Guhhhhhhhhh*