50 People Describe The Most ‘Redneck’ Thing They’ve Ever Done

46. Played greased-up watermelon in a river.

“I played greased-up watermelon in a river with some friends. Once we were done playing a friend smashed the watermelon with his head and we proceeded to eat it.”

TBlayneCrabtree


47. Using a slingshot and dried beans to drive a possum off the porch.

“Using a slingshot and dried beans to drive a possum off the porch towards my boyfriend with the pellet gun. It got away, which I was fine with.
Or the time sitting around drinking beer, swatting flies then loading the fly corpses into a salt gun with talcum powder and shooting them into the leaves of an overhead tree.”

grapesforducks


48. Eating Walmart fried chicken, drinking beer, and floating down a river on inflatable air mattresses.

“My last family reunion I went to involved us all eating Walmart fried chicken, drinking beer, and floating down a river on inflatable air mattresses. My uncle wearing his Daisy duke style cut-off jeans sat in an inflatable dollar store chair and held the radio. The only thing with a real raft was the beer/chicken cooler. A couple of my cousins were fishing off of theirs and caught a turtle that we named Flapjack. They also popped a hole in it.
So yeah, any time spent with my family I guess.”

Zarbi92


49. Went ‘tubing’ behind a four-wheeler after a rain using an old kiddie pool as the tube.

“Went ‘tubing’ behind a four-wheeler after a rain using an old kiddie pool as the tube.”

Foecrass


50. I made a pocket out of duct tape in a pair of sweatpants because I needed somewhere to put my iPod.

“I made a pocket out of duct tape in a pair of sweatpants because I needed somewhere to put my iPod.”

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