27. Went to a wedding where the bride and groom used to be step-siblings.
“I went to a wedding once where the ‘open bar’ was a keg of Busch Light and plastic tubs with ice of Boone’s Farm, the plates/silverware/cups were all plastic, and the bride and groom used to be step-siblings.”
28. I like to sit in my garage during summer thunderstorms and drink beer.
“I like to sit in my garage during summer thunderstorms and drink beer. Often I’m also BBQ’ing, with the doors open, of course.”
29. Drank beer and cigarette ashes.
“Accidentally ashed my cig in my freshly opened beer can, realize what I had done, and then drank it all anyway because I didn’t want to waste my beer.”
30. Had a John Deere tractor-themed wedding.
“Had a John Deere tractor-themed wedding…even left the reception on a tractor and wedding pictures taken with them.”
31. Used a Swiffer pad as a bandage.
“Moving with some friends, I cut my leg open on a piece of metal. Didn’t have a first aid kit handy, so we wrapped it with a Swiffer dry sweeper pad and some packaging tape and went back to work. Probably needed stitches, but it healed fine! Picture.”
32. Gone to Walmart on a beer run one summer night with my sweats tucked into my Justin’s and a John Deere hoodie.
“Gone to Walmart on a beer run one summer night with my sweats tucked into my Justin’s and a John Deere hoodie. I felt like a real country girl that night.”
33. Brought two goats home in the back seat of a 2005 Mustang.
“I live in Southeast Texas, but by far my best was bringing two goats home in the back seat of a 2005 Mustang.”
34. I was hunting before I could walk.
“Redneck shit is my forte. I grew up in Appalachia. TV consisted of 4 channels, Internet didn’t exist and fun was whatever you could do for free. For example, when I was little, my friends and I would run around the yard and catch bees in empty peanut butter jars. The goal was to catch as many bees as possible until you got stung. Then you’d loosen the lid so it would fall off when dropped, shake the bees up, throw the jar and run and try to get away without getting stung.
My buddies and I would throw water balloons at hornet’s nests.
Get drunk and drop old furniture/appliances off the roof.
Play rock battles, which consists of throwing rocks at each other until someone quits.
I was hunting before I could walk. There’s pictures of my dad carrying me through the brush on his shoulders while rabbit hunting.
There’s a lot more, but those few stick out.”