50 People Describe The Most ‘Redneck’ Thing They’ve Ever Done

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Found on AskReddit.

1. Ate spam and eggs out of a Frisbee because I ran out of paper plates.

“Eat spam and eggs out of a Frisbee because I ran out of paper plates.”

Choosecharmander


2. Drunkenly tried to feed a juvenile black bear boiled shrimp by hand.

“Drunkenly trying to feed a juvenile black bear by hand with boiled shrimp from a shrimp cocktail.”

Rogerthegreyalien111


3. I deep-fried a Hot Pocket covered in pancake batter.

“I deep-fried a Hot Pocket covered in pancake batter.”

FireFly6678


4. Rode a horse to the convenience store while carrying a revolver.

“I have ridden a horse to the convenience store while carrying a revolver on several occasions.”

Heavy_Cheese_Gunner


5. Got run over by a riding lawnmower while I was riding a dirt bike.

“Got run over by a riding lawnmower while I was riding a dirt bike. Ended up getting thrown into a ditch and breaking my collarbone. Being from Alabama probably doesn’t help, either.”

Blatant_Observer


6. Got too drunk to fish.

“I got too drunk to fish. Then I used an empty bottle to attempt to tomahawk a duck whilst I was reliving myself standing in a boat.”

Witcher357


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