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1. She just started talking to me and never stopped.
“She just started talking to me and never stopped.”
2. I told her, ‘If I weren’t so socially inept, I’d be trying to have a conversation with you.’.
“I told her, ‘If I weren’t so socially inept, I’d be trying to have a conversation with you.’
Married almost 9 years.”
3. I saw a cute girl in a house party and asked her if she had been to the chocolate shop.
“I saw a cute girl in a house party and asked her if she had been to the chocolate shop.”
4. She just made me her boyfriend one day.
“She just made me her boyfriend one day and I don’t really want a girlfriend and I’m too scared to end it.”
