1. He couldn’t get the right angle to get in and had a premature detonation.
“My husband and I were both virgins when we got married. We finally lost the V-card 3 days after the wedding.
On our wedding night, he couldn’t get the right angle to get in and had a premature detonation. I was too shy to help guide him in. He said ‘Shit! I’m so sorry!’ and then we went to sleep. Repeat for a few days until finally BOOM! It hurt for a second and it was over another second later. We’ve been married 10 years now, we’re happy and have a good, healthy sex life. I think we’re both rather easy going and found it rather funny. It helped that neither of us had high expectations that it was going to be magic the first few (50) times. We still tease each other about it now.”
2. I didn’t even make it fully inside her before blowing my load.
“My wife and I were both virgins when we got married. The first time was great and funny to look back on. I didn’t even make it fully inside her before blowing my load but after 15-20 minutes we were right back at it and had better success. We went at it at least one other time that night and then were humping like rabbits as soon as we woke up the next day. So much sex that week…”
3. Awkward, short, really funny, and she said I need to try to thrust longer, so that was funny and demoralizing.
“First time was awkward, short, really funny, and she said I need to try to thrust longer, so that was funny and demoralizing. Also lingerie looks really good on beautiful women in real-life, too. Anyways I’m going back to banging my wife.”
