1. He shoved a screw in a kid’s eyeball and said, ‘I’m-a make you a pirate.’
“I had a neighbor who was a CO at a juvenile prison in my city. There was a new kid at the prison one day, he was apparently very shy and very quiet. He had the misfortune of sharing a cell with one of the more violent inmates. His second night there, his cellmate unscrewed a screw from a bench, and sat on his bed in the middle of the night. When he woke up, he said ‘I’m-a make you a pirate,’ and shoved the screw into the new kid’s eye. My neighbor was the first CO to respond to the kid’s calls for help. When asked why he shoved a screw in the new kid’s eye, he claimed that he looked at him the wrong way. That’s a pretty fucked-up situation if you ask me, and not one I’d like to deal with under any circumstances.
2. During a strip search an inmate used his hands to make his butt cheeks say, ‘excuse me sir, but do you have a breath mint?’
“During a strip search an inmate used his hands to make his butt cheeks say, ‘excuse me sir, but do you have a breath mint?’”
3. Every time this guy breathed his whole fucking face was moving in and out because it was crushed so severely.
“I worked at a level 5 prison (with level 3 mental health)…we had a guy in a mental health building and all the other inmates swore he was an informant for the warden, so the other guys proceeded to beat this guy with a broken broomstick, they beat his face so bad that they crushed most of his bone structure in his face and his left eye popped out, now this may not sound so bad at first, but what ended up fucking with me was when I transported this guy to the hospital every time this guy breathed his whole fucking face was moving in and out because it was crushed so severely.”
4. Inmate taking a dump, grabbing it, examining it, then eating it like a Snickers bar.
“Inmate taking a dump, grabbing it, examining it, then eating it like a Snickers bar.”
