37. High School Is Fucking Bonkers
Some back story, I had a guy friend in high school who wanted to date me and I didn’t so I said no. He then told everyone I was a slut and did drugs and what do ya know, tons of guys turned out to have had sex with me (not really true). Anyway, I somehow got a reputation for being a slut without actually doing anything.
So this guy who is a big nerd asks me out on a date and I said sure because he was cute and I kinda liked him. I had been to his house before so after we go to a decent dinner we go back to his place to watch TV. I should have known, but I just assumed this guy was really poor like me and couldn’t afford to do more. So we get there and none of his family is home, and as soon as we walk in he is leading me to his bedroom not even smiling, with a really solemn look on his face. I just kinda laughed and told him I don’t really have sex with everyone. I was expecting maybe he would act like that wasn’t his intent, or he would be mad, but he just straight up started crying. The rest of the night was spent talking about how shitty high school is and how much pressure he felt to lose his virginity but didn’t even like me that much. He had a girl he actually liked but wanted to be “experienced”. Then we watched Mystery Science Theatre.
He is still one my friends today. But it was definitely a weird date.
38. Christian girls
Have had 3 separate dates, with 3 separate women that all turned out to either be Christian revival meetings or Young Life.
39. Girl Hooks up Jealousy Trap
Hot girl from class randomly walked into my dorm room, the door was normally open during the day. She was in the building visiting a friend and saw me playing guitar so she came in and started flirting. She asked me to meet her at a nearby bar that night at 10 so I agreed. I get there at 10 and she introduces me to her boyfriend. I finished my beer and went to the bar my friends were at.