1. Be funny.
“Humor is the fastest way to the bedroom, my friend.”
2. Find a girl with poor eyesight and low standards.
“It’s just a matter of finding the right person: poor eyesight and low standards.”
3. Get a puppy.
“Got a puppy.”
4. Good cologne, good hygiene, and confidence.
“Charisma. Shit can’t do anything about my looks. But nice fitting clothes, good cologne, good hygiene, and confidence will go a long way.”
5. Be ugly as fuck but funny as shit.
“Four sisters, single mum, not a single male cousin and female friends. I’m ugly us fuck but I’m funny as shit and know how to talk to women, been with my partner four years and hopefully many more.”