31. Learn how to dance.
“I wouldn’t call myself unattractive, but I definitely wouldn’t say I’m particularly attractive either. On top of that, my social skills aren’t the best.
Despite that, most of the girls I’ve dated have been these incredible European dancers (am American) that are basically straight out of a classic heterosexual male fantasy. Hot accents and everything. The reason I can get away with this is that I learned how to partner dance well. Given three minutes, a good song and a good dance floor, you can make a pretty strong first impression and a pretty strong connection if you know how to lead properly and enjoy yourself.”
32. Be hilarious as fuck.
“I wouldn’t say I am bridge-troll ugly, but I am by no means better than average. Cameras hate me.
Anyway, I was half-drunk after a night of drinking Jager. My buddy was bummed out so I went up to a girl I thought was hot and who would clearly reject me out of hand. And, since it would be publicly, my buddy could then laugh the spectacle and feel better.
We’re married and have a kid now.
Also, I am hilarious as fuck. And hung like a…hilarious person.”
33. Stop acting desperate.
“Stop trying to get a girlfriend.
Girls don’t like when a guy is actively trying to get close to them so shy away. Strangely, they like is even less when a guy is not trying to get close to them and the start approaching you.
So speak to women that you meet like you are talking to your sister. If you can relax around her then just do the same thing. If you have never had a sister, then treat them as though they are your best friend’s sister (also out of bounds).
Basically you are treating them as friends, (dare I say ‘equals’) that you can trust. Girls like that.
And don’t succumb the first time that they hit on you.”
34. Listen while giving massages.
“I’m a trained massage therapist who’s also a good listener.”