16. Be a funny asshole.
“If you’re an asshole to enough potential partners, at some point one of them is going to have issues and be into it. Gotta be a funny asshole though, you can’t just be an asshole.”
17. Move to China.
“I moved to China. Totally worked.”
18. Have a huge dick.
“By having this huge dick of mine.”
19. Smoke so much weed that they can’t see you through the smoke.
“I smoke a LOOOOOOOT of weed. People can’t see me through the smoke.”
20. Be humble but confident.
Dress well—this doesn’t mean suits or expensive attire, just make sure it fits, color matches, etc. Go to a place like Men’s Warehouse for help until you learn how to do so yourself.
Be reasonably fit. Again, you don’t need a six-pack, just make sure you’re not obese. Most women don’t care if a guy has a little pudge.
Be stable. This means don’t get smashed every weekend, have a plan for your future, and be consistent.
Have interests. It doesn’t matter what they are, passion is attractive.
Be open-minded. Don’t be a snob about other people’s passions or likes, which results in being overly critical. Be willing to explore her passions and likes.
Be positive and optimistic. People like to associate and spend time with people who are happy. No one wants to spend time with someone who is always self-deprecating and/or depressed.
Be humble but confident.
There are many, many things ‘ugly’ guys can do, but this is a great list to start.”