40 Ways That Ugly Guys Can Find A Girlfriend (According To 40 Ugly Guys)

6. Have a chubby dick.

“Confidence, even if feigned, is extremely valuable in that situation. Also, my dick chubby as fuck.”


7. It’s called self-confidence and personal hygiene.

“It’s called self-confidence and personal hygiene. It isn’t rocket science.”


8. Have a massive veiny throbbing…personality.

“With my massive veiny throbbing personality.”


9. Show her your sick dance moves and Kung Fu prowess.

“I showed her my sick dance moves and my Kung Fu prowess.”


10.  Be really really really funny.

“By being really really really funny. That and a little bit of confidence can go a long way.”


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